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DICK'S DOG BITES

 Dick had a dog that bit every living thing that it came in contact with, including the postman, the milkman, the cable guy, the gardener, the pool guy and Dick's mother-in-law.

In fact, 'mother' was the entire reasoning behind Dick's decision to keep his biting dog, who by the way was named Blanket.

"You must get rid of this dog!" the cable guy told Dick's wife when he was leaving her bedroom last Monday.

"You must get rid of this dog!" the gardener told Dick's wife when he was leaving her bedroom last Tuesday.

"You must get rid of this dog!" the pool guy told Dick's wife when he was leaving her bedroom last Wednesday.

"You must get rid of this dog!" the postman told Dick's wife when he was leaving her bedroom last Thursday.

"You must get rid of this dog!" the milkman told Dick's wife when he was leaving her bedroom last Friday.

"You must get rid of this dog!" Dick's wife demanded Dick on Saturday.

And of course, Dick's mother-in-law told him every single day when she came to visit, "You must get rid of this dog!"

Dick laughed. Dick laughed so hard that he cried. He loved blanket - loved the fact that he bit his mother-in-law so well!

Sad but so, all good things must come to an end. For one crisp night, Blanket bit the wrong living thing....

"Yes, Blanket has went to Doggie Never Neverland, I am sad to say and has not ensued an Alien Doggie Lifestyle.

His earthly demise was due to a very close encounter over a meaty bone (i.e. 'mother') who had crept into the backyard incognito, with intent to beat Blanket to death with her crooked cane.

Yes, Dick's mother-in-law had planned to get rid of Blanket once and for all.  Here's is how it all went down....

Blanket went after mother, but missed and clashed with the Champion of the fight.

And the Champion of the fight? That would be Zoltar, from the Planet Crouton who thought that mother tasted just a bit rusty..."

Nonetheless, eager to bite mother to death, Blanket rammed forward, catching her - his mouth so wide open that mother's head slid right into his tonsils.

Zoltar finished off the meal, then abruptly flew off to Planet Crouton, after which, he got indigestion and promptly coughed Blanket up.

Although Blanket is no longer mortal, he still thrives as a good alien doggie, and Zoltar is completely taken with his new Alien Mutt.  Why so?  Because Blanket loves to bite Zoltar's mother-in-law.

 

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